Life is a cookie

Charlie McDonnell gets Matt Smith a badger for Christmas (x)

You are now a timelord

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

(via allonsy-my-wayward-assbutts)

(Source: ohmyrdj, via allonsy-my-wayward-assbutts)

combatbrodom:

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.

I’m a twin.

I didn’t win.

It was a draw.

Reblogging for ^

(via thatgirltheyknow)

(Source: faunasworld, via thatgirltheyknow)

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

(Source: kahluakat, via laughcentre)

xkyuketsuki:

heroinhopes:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

(via timelords-and-demons)

hetakiosk:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this

(via allonsy-my-wayward-assbutts)

staycalmhavehope:

ihascookies:

MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW

I think this should be a common practice

(Source: dannyphantomstuff, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

thehawbit:

The Avengers Gag Reel

Part 1 {2}

(via allonsy-my-wayward-assbutts)

themagicrose:

berlynn-wohl:

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

Mine are the real

My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain…well they can tell when it’s raining.

(Source: imjust-thatawkward, via thetardisand221b)

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

(via timelords-and-demons)

I think he’s cute because he’s biologically mine.

—Misha talking about West (via orwecouldnot)

(via timelords-and-demons)

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(via thetardisand221b)

IMPORTANT

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.

SIGNAL BOOST

(via timelords-and-demons)