the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.
I didn’t win.
It was a draw.
Reblogging for ^
PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED
YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
I think this should be a common practice
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
mine go ding when there’s stuff
Mine are the real
My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain…well they can tell when it’s raining.
—Misha talking about West (via orwecouldnot)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE